This friend, let's call him Jarvis, recently started drinking virgin Caesars from an old pickle jar. More recently he felt the need for a fancy drinking glass (top) for occasions when the good china and silverware come out or for the rare Sunday-go-to-meeting days. Otherwise, he says, "That old Bicks jar packs some kicks."
Now Jarvis has started making green salads in a jar.
Do you think Jarvis has some kind of a problem? Is he a little bit off? If he were ever sent to prison do you think the other inmates would single him out? How about the guards?
I have read everything from Freud and haven't run across anything about jars.
When I ask Jarvis about this all he will say is, "The lids fit nice and tight."