We decided to have burgers for supper - big, fat, juicy ones smushed between the cheeks of giant, multi-grain, toasted-on-the-grill Kaiser rolls.
In a Jehovah's Witness or political kind of way, attempting to elicit plenty of yesses, I asked, "Cheddar cheese on it? "
"Slice of tomato fresh from the garden? "
"Couple lettuce leaves plucked from the garden? "
"Yes. Yes. "
"Mustard, ketchup, relish?"
"Salt? Pepper? A little garlic powder?"
"Of course. Yes!"
"Huh? Are you nuts?"
I'm thinking if one wants to be a successful politician or Jehovah's Witness, diced bananas would not be a winning piece of conversation.